Bowser Support
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Bowser, King of the Koopas, wants you to join the Koopa Troop. His very loyal follower, Koopa Trooper Cooper, raves about him:
"King Bowser is by far the greatest leader we Koopas have ever had. It is a pleasure and honor to serve him. I will gladly help him eliminate the pesky plumbers. Is that all you want me to say? Oops, my mic is still on..."
Koopa Troop Branches
Air
Land
Sea
Castle
Koopa Troop Divisions
The Goomba Corps - Weak creatures who represent small, brown mushrooms.
The Shy Guy Corps - Timid troublemakers who wear masks.
The Koopa Unit - Turtle-like creatures that operate in a hierarchy based grouping system.
The Bob-omb Squad - Living, moving mechanical bombs with eyes, feet, and a wind-up key in the back.
The Magikoopa Corps - Koopas who wear glasses and can cast spells.
Enlisting in the Koopa Troop
Enlisting in Person
You can enlist in person.
Head to your local Koopa Troop Recruitment Station
Register at the front desk by telling the receptionist your species
Complete the necessary paperwork, including the Eternal Allegiance to King Koopa form
Wait to be called
Report to basic training
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Enlisting Electonically
You can also enlist using the Mushroom Kingdom-wide Web. If you choose this method, you need to enter the following code exactly as it appears:
enlist koopa conquer mushroom kingdom